Men Explain Why They Avoid Love Escapades With Women In Their Apartments: "Akipata Viatu Za Dem Anaingia"

• Kenyan men have shared their experiences dating women in their apartments, likening it to a wish for death
• The men noted that it was unwise to date a woman you live next to since, according to them, when things go sideways, it would be hard to leave them
• One man disclosed that after he ended things with a neighbour, she waited for him and his friends as they passed by, and he poured dirty water on them

Kenyan men have shared hilarious experiences dating women living within the same apartments.

Women from same apartments a no-go zone?

Kenyan men on Twitter have shared hilarious reasons why other men should avoid dating women from the same apartments.

In a hilarious Twitter thread, the men noted that it never ended well when one 'interacted' romantically with a woman from the same plot.

The men advised their fellows to avoid women who hailed from the same plot as they did.

One man noted that dating women from the same apartment breeds pettiness after a breakup.

@davis_O94

"Msee, atakua anaona una mrembo anaenda kukuanulia manguo analeta. Na huwa they don't knock. Atafungua tu. In some cases anapita straight kuzipeleka bedroom."

Another man noted that a lady he made advances to did not take it well after he called it quits.

@Ranekoh

"Mimi nilimwagiwa maji ya vyombo tukipita ati hakua ametuona. 2020 was a wild year for me."

Other men disclosed that when the lady notices they have a girlfriend, she will find excuses to visit your house

@amigo_ke

Mimi kuna jirani alikua anaona mpoa ameingia iyo siku ndio anamaliza chumvi.

@kiplim0_A

Ama anakuja kukuambia usongeshe gari anataka kutoa yake na anajua huna gari

@1225_brian

Every time ameona dem alikua anachukua just a random t-shirt kwake anakuja kuuliza kama ni yangu, she made me unable to close several 'business deals' juu take

@SylvesterAura2

"Nilikapitia pia, akipata viatu za dem anaingia. It reached a point ilibidi ningizange viatu ndani."

Men share experiences dating 'sickly' girlfriends

In other news, men shared experiences about dating sickly women and how it affected them emotionally and financially.

A tweep @JemGuru, asked his followers whether they had dated sickly partners and how it ended up.

One man left netizens in stitches when he disclosed that his ex-girlfriend had a sleeping sickness that left her in awkward situations.

He said:

"There is a lady I have ever dated. She had sleeping sickness. She could sleep anywhere. You would be surprised. There is a time while on her way home, she slept and she failed to alight at the stage. She called me to pick her up on getting to where she was, but she did not pick up my calls since she was asleep. "

Other men joined in the conversations disclosing that they could not manage to be in relationships that were emotionally and financially draining.